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9:28am August 20, 2014

Can you believe they call us criminals when he’s assaulting us with that haircut?

9:27am August 20, 2014

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

9:26am August 20, 2014

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

9:19am August 20, 2014
bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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NOBODY SAY A WORD

12:16am August 20, 2014

I had a dream that I kept breaking into a zoo and letting loose the red pandas so I could play with them. I made a flower crown for one of them. I don’t actually know how to make flower crowns, but I did there and I gave it to my red panda friend. Moral of this story is I really want to pet a red panda. 

12:13am August 20, 2014
kimberleyketchum:

Team Rocket? More like Team Fabulous Hair.

kimberleyketchum:

Team Rocket? More like Team Fabulous Hair.

12:13am August 20, 2014

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

12:11am August 20, 2014
12:09am August 20, 2014
  • Plays: 2,553,453
  • Artist: Green Day
  • Album: Mikayla Dargin's Album
  • Track Name: eye of the tiger

superwhovianpotterhead:

thatinvinciblekid:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy crap

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idek how many times i have reblogged this but it will never not make me laugh omg